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Englebert Launches the Merch Store You Never Knew You Needed (But Now Can’t Live Without)


Move over, Supreme. Step aside, Gucci. There’s a new name in fashion, and it’s one you never expected: Englebert.


Yes, you read that right. The financial promotions and marketing experts you trust with your regulatory needs are now stepping boldly into the world of branded merchandise. Because nothing says "compliance is cool" like a tote bag that subtly flexes your financial savvy.




Why Merch? Why Now?

For years, we’ve been known for helping businesses navigate the tricky world of financial promotions. But deep down, we always knew something was missing. And then it hit us - what’s the one thing that truly makes a company elite?


Merch.


Think about it: The most exclusive brands in the world don’t just offer products or services - they offer a lifestyle. And now, with our carefully curated collection of Englebert-branded T-shirts, hoodies, and tote bags, you too can live the Englebert lifestyle.



What’s in the Collection?

We’re not just slapping a logo on things and calling it a day (we’re marketers, after all). Our launch collection includes:


🖤 The "Fully Compliant" Hoodie – Wrap yourself in the warm embrace of marketing best practices. Cozy, stylish, and 100% FCA-friendly.


🤍 The "Regulated But Make It Fashion" T-Shirt – Because nothing turns heads at a networking event like someone who knows their way around a financial promotion.


🛍️ The "High-Value Carry-On" Tote Bag – Perfect for carrying your laptop, legal disclaimers, and an air of effortless sophistication.





Who’s It For?

  • Finance bros who want to flex regulatory knowledge while sipping oat milk lattes

  • Marketing pros who dream of compliant yet effective ad campaigns

  • Anyone who enjoys ironic merch but also kinda loves the aesthetic


How to Get Yours

The Englebert Merch Store is now live, and stocks are limited. (We like to think of it as a metaphor for exclusive investment opportunities - once it’s gone, it’s gone.) So, if you want to own a piece of history - or at least a really great tote bag - head over to our store now.




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